what is flirting
does it involve throwing snowballs at a person
How my cousin robbed someone who was trying to rob her
Let me make something clear:
Enjoying things you like is NOT WASTING YOUR LIFE. Enjoying things is the exact opposite of wasting your life. I don’t care if what you like to do is stare at digital clocks or ceiling fans. Immersing yourself in your interests cannot be measured in value.
Forcing yourself to become a blank slate is torture. 0 out of 10 stars,...
GUYS AT WORK WE WERE DOING A GLASS PAINTING PROJECT AND MY DESIGN WAS THIS
THATS GALLIFREYAN FOR “FUCK BITCHES, GET MONEY.”
PLOT TWIST 2: IT’S GONNA BE ON DISPLAY IN MY CITY’S ART GALLERY
this is my most reblogged text post
2005 wasn’t just 2005
it was the beginning of an era
Tell me about it
i feel so lonely right now.
and i don’t know why.
hey girl r u a dvd because those r some special features u got there
do you ever just want to grab someone by the shoulders and scream “NO YOU’RE A WONDERFUL PERSON YOU DON’T NEED TO FEEL BAD ABOUT YOURSELF EVER” and aggressively shove them into a pile of fluffy pillows and throw them some of their favorite chocolate
you know what’s weird
like it can’t be cold or warm hair
when you touch it its just
this site i swear to god
i’ve spent a good 5 minutes feeling my head
SOMETIMES ITS FROZEN
why fall in love when you could fall on the floor and never get up
I didn’t know Hook had a Tumblr.
“it was again the evening that drew me
back to the field where I could sense no...”
– Joanna Klink, from “Toward what island-home am I moving,” Poetry, November 2012 Joanna Klink joins Bob Dylan, D.A. Powell, and more as a member of the American Academy of Arts and Letters. (via poetrysince1912)
trying to decide on a title for my english essay
i just got it back today
Why does France have so many revolutions?
i asked a french guy once and he just said ‘we are angry at literally everything’
It’s cuz they can’t finish a war so they have stupid half-wars. *MERICAH*
Nah. The French are just angry and slightly disturbing in there thought processes
my little brother came into my room and told me that there was water all over the bathroom floor so i got up and grabbed a towel and ran into the bathroom to find all of my water energy pokemon cards sprawled out on the floor this kid is 5 fucking years old and he got me
do you think this is a fucking game (because he does)
“If in 100 years I am only known as the man who invented Sherlock Holmes then I...”
– Arthur Conan Doyle
Steal someone’s phone and change all the contact numbers to their moms, don’t change the names or the pictures simply the phone numbers to their mom’s. Then, sit back and watch as they single handedly destroy their own life.
Woah there satan
15th of March 2012.
Ordered a Caesar Salad today, proceeded to stab it 23 times before consumption. Nobody else found it as hilarious.
OH MY LORD
I CAN’T EVEN
HISTORY NERDS ARE THE BEST NERDS
I have had this post saved since last month just waiting for the day.
Two people could be born at exactly the same time, but because of timezones have different birthday.
im a social vegan
i avoid meet
you know when you finally come out of a fic or a book or a film and you can feel that you’ve changed because of it and when people talk to you or you do normal things like go and eat or something it feels wrong, like you’re slightly off time with the world by a few seconds…
a few seconds? try a few days
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
I’ve never seen a more accurate post explaining math...
You hate labels?
Well here’s two unmarked bottles
One contains water, the other? hydrochloric acid!
#JOHNNY WAS A CHEMIST’S SON BUT JOHNNY IS NO MORE #WHAT JOHNNY THOUGHT WAS H2O WAS H2SO4
You hate labels?
I know there is an escape pod out of this plane of existence. I know where it is, how to get to it, and the piloting controls. But, I don’t go to it. I stay on this level. Sometimes I wander aimlessly. Sometimes I sink in just a little more. But, I don’t go to it. I remain wary. I stay, against the advice of others. Other’s words have begun to lose there meaning. They can’t...
Plot Twist: All exams get cancelled because the government finally realise that they are actually just marking your memory and not your intelligence and teenagers should be experiencing life and having a good time instead of sit revising bollocks they're not going to use in the future
Today I was in english and someone went by the classroom and their cell phone went off. Their message tone was the TARDIS noise but I didnt realise it was a cell phone at the time all I could hear was the TARDIS. I jumped out of my chair so fast that the desk fell over. I thought the Doctor had finally come for me.
AW SHIT MY EMAIL...
DAILY MOTHERFUCKING REMINDER
THAT YOU ARE
VALUABLE AS HELL AND NOT THE LEAST BIT WORTHLESS
SUPER FUCKING LOVED
EXTREMELY GOD DAMN INTERESTING
NOT TO MENTION A HOT PIECE OF ASS
AND THAT ANYONE WHO TELLS YOU OTHERWISE IS A PIECE OF SHIT. KEEP BEING AWESOME, DON’T LET THE DOUCHE BAGS GET YOU DOWN, AND REMEMBER THAT I MOTHERFUCKING LOVE YOU.
Please reblog this if you're not an organ dealer,...
i need to prove my mom that people on internet are normal people. i will show her this at every 100 notes.
only 187 notes.